Lateral septic tank solution needed
G'day all,
I have a particulary dodgy septic system that needs repair as the council has blamed all the septics for killing the nearby river and is now on a blitz.
The septic itself is pretty small about 1.4m diameter probably 2m deep I guess. It was put in before the regulations came in so the original owners got away with it. It discharges down a 90mm PVC pipe down my backyard into nothing. No trench, no hole, no nothing, just spills from the pipe down the surface of the hill. Very illegal and can get rather stinky when the wind blows from the west.
Previous owners obviously saw the issue and cut a corner and diverted greywater away from the system to ease its load. This also discharges down the hill through another pipe. I am not too concern about that - its actually handy if I ever get a greywater irrigation system going.
The neighbours house has been built very close to the boundary so access to the tank is extremely limited and I live on a steep sloping block so everyone says trenches or subsoil irrigation wont work (50% drop). However the soil is good and I back onto forest so there is no unlucky sod behind me getting my sewage in his laundry.
The council came and looked and said "Holy #@!*, you better fix that". They say I should somehow install a small pumpout tank downhill from the septic tank then pump it back uphill to my front yard where I have to install a massive holding tank which will get emptied by the council fortnightly. The only spot for it in my small front yard is on the nature strip, full of trees, the water main and a powerpole.
So can anybody think of some out-of-the-box solutions or am I truly buggered!