Farm machinery at its best.

There is a bloke who is a lover of all thing tractor related. He has posters and ornaments all through his house.

This man goes to Royal Easter Show and there is a competition to get a ride in the newest tractor in Australia. Of course he enters the competition.

He wins.

So off he goes riding in this tractor. It is like a ferrari, handles beautifully and the ride is equally awesome.

The wheel falls off this tractor in a horrible accident and crushes every bone in his body, he is in hospital for a year during the recovery.

When he gets out he decides to go and have a beer at his local pub. He walks in and hears the barmaid coughing her lungs out and almost choking. She tells him the chef has burn some steak and that the smoke has been this way for some time now.

He walks out in toi the middle of the pub and inhales a lung full of air and smoke. The barmaid is suitably impressed and says.... ''Who are you?''



To which he replies ...... I am an EX- TRACTOR FAN.

Boom Boom

She Must have turned Him on ::)