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Sexist or True?
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her
husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in s ome
more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn
them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to
get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful . CAREFUL! I said be
CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry
up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You
know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"
The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you? You think I
don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?" The husband calmly replied, "I just
wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving."
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Thats just asking for a world of hurt.....but true:p :2tsup:
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Ho Ho Ho
It's alright - I'm just getting in early for Xmas
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Beautifully ironic:)
And oh so true as well.
Unfortunately I also cook:doh:
Peter
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