VERY Fast food diet

>> Irish Diet
>>
>> An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a
>>diet.
>>
>> "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day. And
>>repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you
> should
>>have lost at least 5 pounds."
>>
>> When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost
>>nearly 60 POUNDS!
>>
>> "Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my
>>instructions?"
>>
>> The Irishman nodded..."I'll tell you though, be Jaesuz, I t'aut
>>I were going to drop dead dat 3rd day."
>>
>> "From hunger, you mean?"
>>
>> "No, from the @##@!**'skippin' "the Irishman said.
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