Beer Consumption

<tt>Last month, <ST1:PLACE w:st="on"><ST1:PLACETYPE w:st="on">University</ST1:PLACETYPE> of <ST1:PLACENAME w:st="on">Botswana</ST1:PLACENAME></ST1:PLACE> scientists released the results of a recent analysis </tt>
<tt>that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.<O:P></O:P></tt>

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<tt>Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.<O:P></O:P></tt>

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<tt>The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and </tt>
<tt>that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women. <O:P></O:P></tt>

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<tt>To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period.<O:P></O:P></tt>

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<tt>It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:<O:P></O:P></tt>

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<tt>1) Argued over nothing.<O:P></O:P></tt>

<tt>2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.<O:P></O:P></tt>

<tt>3) Gained weight.<O:P></O:P></tt>

<tt>4)Talked excessively without making sense.<O:P></O:P></tt>

<tt>5) Became overly emotional.<O:P></O:P></tt>

<tt>6) Couldn't drive.<O:P></O:P></tt>

<tt>7) Failed to think rationally.<O:P></O:P></tt>

<tt>8) Had to sit down while urinating.</tt><O:P></O:P>

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<tt>No further testing was considered necessary.:wink::p</tt>

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Originally Posted by goat

<TT>1) Argued over nothing.<?XML:NAMESPACE PREFIX = O /><O:P></O:P></TT>

<TT>2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.<O:P></O:P></TT>

<TT>3) Gained weight.<O:P></O:P></TT>

<TT>4)Talked excessively without making sense.<O:P></O:P></TT>

<TT>5) Became overly emotional.<O:P></O:P></TT>

<TT>6) Couldn't drive.<O:P></O:P></TT>

<TT>7) Failed to think rationally.</TT>

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But ... do they have to consume beer to behave this way?? :p :D :D :D

Cheers

WG, that was part of the joke see its about the female hormones.... Mmmm logic..... I think I'm wasting my time. :p

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Originally Posted by Cliff Rogers

WG, that was part of the joke see its about the female hormones.... Mmmm logic..... I think I'm wasting my time. :p

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Point taken ... but I still ask, do they NEED the beer? :wink:

Cheers

No; Females don't need beer to behave like that.... Blokes behave like that after consuming 8 pints in an hour....that was what the joke was about. :p

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Originally Posted by Cliff Rogers

No; Females don't need beer to behave like that....

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Neither do blokes :D

Cheers

No, that's not right otherwise the joke wouldn't be a joke you see. :D

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Originally Posted by Cliff Rogers

No, that's not right otherwise the joke wouldn't be a joke you see. :D

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I'm only stating the obvious! :D As a joke, I concede! :wink: One greenie to Cliff R.

Cheers

The logic beat you.... :D but, you gave in too easy,:no: you sure you are a girl???? :?

[quote=WoodGirl;449526 One greenie to Cliff R.

Cheers[/quote]

but but but...it was my joke :p

Help ya self to one Goat, they are in yer fridge. :D

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Originally Posted by Cliff Rogers

The logic beat you.... :D but, you gave in too easy,:no: you sure you are a girl???? :?

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Ah, anything for a peaceful life ... waste of energy fighting bloke logic! :wink: And yes, I surely am a girl (TG) :) :) :) :) :) :)

OK, one greenie for goat :D

Cheers

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Originally Posted by WoodGirl

OK, one greenie for goat :D

Cheers

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:2tsup:

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Cliff Rogers Help ya self to one Goat, they are in yer fridge.

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WHAT! only one?:C

Cliffie, please dont tell us you have VB ( Vomit Brew ) in your fridge?. we will have to reprogramme you at Prossie next year,
Regards Crocy.:D

Nuh, Goats fidge, not mine. have a look at his Avatar. :D
You'll only find Black in mine. :p