Men ARE HAPPIER PEOPLE

Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? <o></o>

• Your last name stays put.
  
• The shed is all yours. <o></o>
• Wedding plans take care of themselves.
  
• Chocolate is just another snack. <o></o>
• You can be President. <o></o>
• You can never be pregnant.
• You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.<o></o>
• You can wear NO shirt to a water park. <o></o>
• Car mechanics tell you the truth.<o></o>
• The world is your urinal. <o></o>
• You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. <o></o>
• You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. <o></o>
• Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. <o></o>
• Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. <o></o>
• People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. <o></o>
• The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. <o></o>
• New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.<o></o>
• One mood all the time.<o></o>
• Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.<o></o>
• You know stuff about tanks. <o></o>
• A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.<o></o>
• You can open all your own jars. <o></o>
• You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. <o></o>
• If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. <o></o>
• Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.<o></o>
• Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.<o></o>
• You almost never have strap problems in public. <o></o>
• You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. <o></o>
• Everything on your face stays its original color. <o></o>
• The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. <o></o>
• You only have to shave your face and neck. <o></o>
• You can play with toys all your life. <o></o>
• Your belly usually hides your big hips. <o></o>
• One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. <o></o>
• You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. <o></o>
• You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. <o></o>
• You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. <o></o>
• You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.<o></o>

No wonder men are happier. :)
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