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'Twas 3 weeks (and a couple of days) before Christmas
And all through the house
Not a creature was stiring
Not even a mouse.
Well, what were you expecting, a raging party or something. It's 11:50pm on a Monday night and everyone is fast asleep. Mum is quietly snooring and dreaming of having a big spend up at Myers, whilst dad lays awake thinking about .........
.. How he can get the cute little blonde next door to fill HIS christmas stocking with.....
... fun and laughter...
...and tool that he'd always wanted to get his hand on notwithstanding....
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Johnno
and heaps of triton gear to.........
Suddenly dad sprung to his feet reeling in fright from a horrible nightmare. He had been visited by the Bah Humbug monster. A nasty, evil, balding, yet strangely attractive goblin, who looked like he could have been used as a doorstop.
It was then that he realised that he had actually slept through the first couple of day of Christmas. There were now only 18 days left and he still had to.....
.. organise the kegs and beer nuts, buy the missus a present otherwise there will be hell to pay like happened the previous year, and also to find that elusive present for the mother-in-law. He was thinking of a...
rather large canabalistic Grinchthat could...........
That could get together with the Bah Humbug Monster and make.......
Get quietly innebriated whilst down on the beach with a fishing rod where all manner of......
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Johnno
fings could get hooked, and a few thongs could get thinged....
Just then dad realized that there were now only 18 more sleeps till Christmas day. All of a sudden he had an amazing feeling of deja vu. Hang on, he thought to himself. Wasn't it only 18 days to Christmas a couple of days age?
Bugger me. I must be having an attack of.....
case of craft disease coming on and I need to.............
swill some more of that shellawax, (for a kick), and that unusual.........
silicone to enhance the surface of the timber, now with only 14 sleeps to go SWMBO is probably going to forget my birthday on Saturday (wasn't that subtle?).....