Beware of what you wish for!

> Be careful what you wish for...
>
> A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown Emu behind him.
>
> The waitress asks for their orders. The man says, "A hamburger, Chips
> and a beer," and turns to the Emu, "What's yours?" "I'll have the same,"
> says the Emu.
>
> A short time later the waitress returns with the order. "That will be
> $9.40 please," she says and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls
> out the exact change for payment.
>
> The next day, the man and the Emu come again and the man says, "A
> hamburger, chips, and a beer." The Emu says, "I'll have the same."
>
> Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change. This
> becomes routine until the two enter again later in the week.
>
> The usual?" asks the waitress.
>
> "No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato, and
> salad," says the man.
>
> Same," says the Emu.
>
> Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, "That will be $32.62."
>
> Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and Places
> it on the table.
>
> The waitress can't hold back her curiosity any longer. "Excuse me, sir.
> How do you manage to always come up with the exact change out of your
> pocket every time?"
>
> Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the shed and
> found an old lamp. When I rubbed it a Genie appeared and offered me two
> wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I
> would Just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would
> always Be there."
>
> That's brilliant!" says the waitress. "Most people would wish for a
> million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want
> for as long as you live!"
>
> That's right. Whether it's a cold beer or a Rolls Royce, the exact money
> is always there," says the man.
>
> The waitress asks, "But, sir, what's with the Emu?"
>
> The man sighs, pauses, and answers, "My second wish was for a tall Chick with a big arze and long legs who agrees with everything I say."