Department of Lowered Expectations

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10th August 2006, 07:24 PM
Rodgera

Department of Lowered Expectations

During a road trip I stopped in a small town to grab a bite to eat.
I walked into a local pizza place and the first thing I noticed was a sign on the wall advising: "Price. Quality. Service. Pick Any Two."
10th August 2006, 07:52 PM
Bodgy

I'll have price and quality, I'm sufficiently bolshie to demand service, loudly and now, thanks
10th August 2006, 08:17 PM
Groggy

That's a worry - it's normally "Price, Quality and Speed"
:rolleyes:
10th August 2006, 09:01 PM
ernknot

Usually those signs don't connect with reality.

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