A gay guy went to heaven

Once, a gay man went to heaven. At the Great Gate, Saint Peter was waiting
for him. After reviewing his records Saint Pete decided to let him in.
"Follow me," he said, opening the gate and walking in.
After some walk, Saint Pete's keys accidentally fell on the ground.
Unaware, he bent over to pick up the keys. That was something the gay man
just couldn't resist, so he jumped on him and did his thing.
Saint Pete was furious. "If you do that again, You'll go straight to hell!
But follow me, we're almost there."
After some more walk, Pete dropped his keys again, and again, the gay man
jumped on him. Saint Pete was even more furious than before, but decided to
give the gay guy one last chance.
Again they walk and for the third time Pete drops his keys, so he bends
over and picks them up. The gay guy, having no self control, jumps on him.
Pete is now fed up and sends the gay guy straight to hell. A few weeks
later, Saint Pete goes down to hell for his routine inspection, but this
time something is wrong, it is freezing, no fire, no lava and in one
corner, he finds the Devil lying under a stack of blankets freezing his
butt off.
"Why is it so dang cold down here?” Pete asks.
"Well you just try bending down for firewood!!" The Devil replied.