Scottish wedding

Two Scots, Archie and Jock, are sitting in the pub discussing Jock's forthcoming wedding. "Och, it's all going grand," says Jock. "I've got everything organised already: the flowers, the church, the cars, the reception, the rings, the minister, even ma stag night...<?XML:NAMESPACE PREFIX = O /><O:P></O:P>
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"Havens, I've even bought a kilt to be married in!" continues Jock. "A kilt?" exclaims Archie, "That's braw, you'll look pure smart in that! <O:P></O:P>
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"And what's the tartan?" Archie then enquires. "Och," says Jock, "I'd imagine she'll be in white..." <O:P></O:P>

Groannnnnnnnnnnn.