Little Johnie

The teacher asked the children to come to the front of the classroom one at a time and to tell the rest of the class what their father did for a living. All was going well until it was little Johnies turn, "my father is a stripper in a gay male club" he told the class. The teacher and class were a bit stunned at this and the teacher quickly got the next child up to continue. After the class was finished the teacher asked little Johnie to stay behind. "Johnie was that the truth you told the class about your father" she asked. "No miss, but I couldn't tell the truth it's too embarassing, the kids would laugh at me". "You can tell me what your father does, I wont tell anyone"said the teacher. "Alright miss, he plays cricket for England and is currently playing in Australia".