the old farmer

An old farmer had owned a large farm for several years. He had
a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe
courts, basketball court, etc. The pond was properly shaped and
fixed up for swimming when it was built.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as
he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. As he neared
the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As
he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny
dipping in his pond.

He made the women aware of his presence and they all went
to the deep end of the pond. One of the women shouted to him,
"We're not coming out until you leave!"

The old man replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you
ladies swim or make you get out of the pond naked. I only came
to feed the alligator."

Moral: Old age and treachery will triumph over youth and skill.