Cough syrup

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3rd October 2002, 10:30 AM
Eastie

Cough syrup

The owner of a pharmacy arrives to work late and finds a guy leaning heavily against a wall near the front of the shop.

The owner asks the assistant "What's with that guy over there by the wall?"

The assistant goes "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative."

"You idiot! You can't treat a cough with a bottle of laxatives!" says the pharmasist.

The assistant replies "Of course you can! Look at him; he's too afraid to cough!"
3rd October 2002, 10:53 AM
Tim the Timber Turner

Great original (to me) joke.
Thanks Eastie.

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