As I have no kids running around (and that might be a good thing
after reading this:) :D
I found this HIGHLY amusing:p :p :p :p :eek: :eek:
For those that do????? WELL:confused: :confused: :(
You will no doubt be able to relate to this:confused: :confused: GOD help ya:) :p :D
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a) For those with no children - this is totally hysterical!<O:p</O:p
b) For those who already have children past this age, this is hilarious.<O:p</O:p
c) For those who have children this age, this is not funny.<O:p</O:p
d) For those who have children nearing this age, this is a warning.<O:p</O:p
e) For those who have not yet had children, this is birth control.<O:p</O:p
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Things I've learned from my Boys (honest and not kidding)<O:p</O:p
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1) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft.house 4 inches deep.<O:p</O:p
2) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.<O:p</O:p
3) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.<O:p</O:p
4) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20 x 20 ft. room.<O:p</O:p
5) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.<O:p</O:p
6) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.<O:p</O:p
7) Do Not Touch means TOUCH lightly.<O:p</O:p
8) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.<O:p</O:p
9) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.<O:p</O:p
11) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.<O:p</O:p
12) Super glue is forever.<O:p</O:p
13) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.<O:p</O:p
14) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.<O:p</O:p
15) VCR's do not eject "PB & J" sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.<O:p</O:p
16) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.<O:p</O:p
17) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.<O:p</O:p
18) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.<O:p</O:p
19) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.<O:p</O:p
20) The fire department in <ST1:place <st1:City>Austin</st1:City>, </ST1:p has a 5-minute response time.<O:p</O:p
21) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.<O:p</O:p
22) It will, however, make cats dizzy.<O:p</O:p
23) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.<O:p</O:p
24) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.<O:p</O:p
25) Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids<O:p</O:p
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