Taliban Olympics

The Top 15 Events in the Taliban Olympics


15> The Long-Distance Bite-Off-More-Than-You-Can-Chew

14> The Four-Man Bomb Sled

13> Synchronized Surrendering

12> Jalalabadminton

11> Women's 4x200 Avoid-Drowning-in-the-Burqa Relay

10> Decapitathlon

9> Women's Downhill-From-Here Flogging

8> Sprint into the Dark Ages

7> Buddha Statue Marksmanship

6> Women's Don't-Show-Your-Figure Skating

5> Tora Bora Cave Whack-a-Mole

4> Regardless of the event, the Russian judge will still cheat.

3> Mixed Pairs Minefield Dancing (Men only)

2> Goat Vaulting


and Topfive.com's Number 1 Event in the Taliban Olympics...


1> The 600-Yard Bowel-Evacuating Daisy-Cutter Dash