Best chain letter ever

The best chain letter yet......this is sensational !!!

Hello, I suffer from the guilt of not forwarding 50
billion f@#$%^g chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe that
if you send them on, a poor 6-year- old girl in kansas with a breast on her
forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her
redneck parents sell her to a travelling freak show. Do you honestly believe
that Bill Gates is going to give you, and everyone to whom you send "his"
email, $1000? How stupid are we?


--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

"Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get
laid by every Playboy model in the magazine!" What a bunch of .
Basically, this message is a big F@#$ YOU to all who have nothing better to
do than to send me stupid chain mail forwards. Maybe the evil chain letter
leprechauns will come into my apartment and sodomize me in my sleep for not
continuing a chain that was started by Peter in 5 AD and brought to this
country by midget pilgrims on the Mayflower. F@#% them. If you're going to
forward something, at least send me something mildly amusing. I've seen all
the "send this to 10 of your closest friends, and this poor, wretched excuse
for a human being will somehow receive a nickel from some omniscient being"
forwards about 90 times. I don't f@#$%*g care. Show a little intelligence
and think about what you're actually contributing to by sending out these
forwards. Chances are, it's your own unpopularity. The point being? If you
get some chain letter that's threatening to leave you shagless or luckless
for the rest of your life, delete it. If it's funny, send it on. Don't
people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with no
teeth who has been tied to dead elephant for 27 years and whose only
salvation is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if you forward this email.
Now forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise, tomorrow morning your
underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your genitals.