Test tickets.

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Just a couple from the bench:
Werimu is in the UK touring and suddenly develops prostrate trouble,so of he trots to see the doctor.
The doctor examines him and says
"Werimu you have a bad problem,and the only way we can cure you is to take out your testicles"
"Crikey!!",says Werimu,"but doc ,do you mind if I get a second opinion?"
The doctor replies "Of course not,but if you want this operation come back and see me as soon as possible"
So of Werimu goes to see a Harley Street
specialist.The specialist examines him and says to Werimu:"You have testicular cancer,and I will have to remove both your testicles"
By now Werimu is getting very worried and the All Black Test is fast approaching,and he bumps into expatriate Kiwi doctor who is living in the UK.
"Doc",says Werimu could you examine me please I think I am in trouble"
So the kiwi doctor examine Werimu and says to hum.
"Yu hev cancer and to fix the problem we will hev to cut your balls out!"
"Thank christ thats all it is!" says Werimu "them pommie bastards wanted to take me test tickets off me"