You Don't Know Jack Schitt

You Don’t Know Jack Schitt

Jack Schitt was the only son of Owe Schitt and Awe Schitt. Owe Schitt, the fertiliser magnate, married Awe Schitt, a local girl (no relation), who later managed the country hotel, “The Kneedeep Inn”.

Jack Schitt grew up and eventually married Noe Schitt, and together they produced six children.

Sadly, their first-born child, Holy Schitt passed away shortly after birth.

Next came twin sons, Deep and Dip. Then they had two daughters, Fulla and Givva. Their last child, a son, was named Bull.

As time went by, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. Deep Schitt’s twin brother, Dip Schitt, married Lotta, who gave birth to a son who they named Chicken. Fulla Schitt and Givva Schitt married the Happens brothers.

The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg, Byrd and Hawse Schitt.

Bull Schitt recently married a spicy Italian lass, Pizza, and now Pizza Schitt is awaiting the birth of their first child, Baby Schitt.

So, next time someone says, “You don’t know Jack Schitt”, you can honestly say “ Not only do I know Jack Schitt, but I know his whole family as well”.