Just a wee bit....

> > >"An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the
> > >responsibility to marry the perfect woman so
> > >they could produce beautiful children beyond compare
> > >
> > >With that as his mission he began searching for the perfect woman.
> > >
> > >Shortly there after he met a farmer who had three stunning,
> > >gorgeous daughters that positively took his breath away.
> > >So he explained his mission to the farmer,
> > >asking for permission to marry one of them.
> > >
> > >The farmer simply replied, "They're lookin' to get married,
> > >so you came to the right place... Look 'em over and pick the one you
> want."
> > >
> > >The man dated the first daughter.
> > >The next day the farmer asked for the man's opinion.
> > >
> > >"Well," said the man, "she's just a weeeeee bit,
> > >not that you can hardly notice...pigeon-toed."
> > >
> > >The farmer nodded and suggested the man date one
> > >of the other girls;so the man went out with the second daughter.
> > >
> > >The next day, the farmer again asked how things went.
> > >
> > >"Well,"the man replied, "she's just a weeeee bit,
> > >not that you can hardly tell...cross-eyed."
> > >
> > >The farmer nodded and suggested he date the third girl
> > >to see if things might be better. So he did.
> > >
> > >The next morning the man rushed in exclaiming,
> > >
> > >"She's perfect, just perfect. She's the one I want to marry."
> > >
> > >So they were wed right away.Months later the baby was born.
> > >When the man visited the nursery he was horrified: the baby was
> > >the ugliest, most pathetic human you can imagine. He
> > >rushed to his father-in-law asking how such a thing
> > >could happen considering the beauty of the parents.
> > >
> > >"Well," explained the farmer,
> > >"She was just a weeeee bit, pregnant when you met her."
> > >
> > >not that you could hardly tell...