Adam & God (another sexist joke)

ADAM & GOD.

So, God asked Adam, "What is wrong with you?"

Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said that He was going to
make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman.

God said, "This person will gather food for you, cook for you, and when you
discover clothing she'll wash it for you. She will always agree with every
decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up
in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you and
will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a
disagreement. She will never have a headache and will freely give you love
and passion whenever you need it."

Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"

God replied, "An arm and a leg."


Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?"

The rest is history...