Cannibals

John, David and Frank who were lost in the forest were captured by
cannibals.
The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they passed a
trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten
pieces of
the same kind of fruit. All three men went their separate ways to gather the
fruit.

John came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples". The king
explained
the trial to him, "You have to shove the fruit up your butt without any
expression on your face, or you'll be eaten." The first apple went in... but
on
the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed.

David arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the
trial
to him he thought to himself that this should be easy.
1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the ninth berry he burst out in
laughter
and was killed.

John and David met in heaven. John asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got
away with it!"

David replied, "I couldn't help it, I looked up and saw Frank coming back
with pineapples."