Oh hell ...........another parrot joke

Marilyn had a parrot for a pet,but the parrot would embarass her whenever she came into the flat with a man.
He would shout all kinds of obscenities,always leading off with "Someones gonna get it tonight!"
In desperation, Marilyn went to her pet shop and explained her parrot problem to the pet shop proprietor.
"What you need," he said "is a female parrot too. I dont have one on hand, but I'll order one.Meanwhile,you could borrow this female owl until the female parrot arrives."
Marilyn took the owl home and put it in the cage with her parrot.It was immediately obvious that the parrot didn't care for the owl.He glared at it.
That night Marilyn wasn't her usual nervous self as she opened her door to bring her gentleman friend in for a nightcap.Then suddenly she heard the parrot screech and she new that things hadn't changed.
"Someones gonna get it tonight.Someones gonna get it tonight!"the parrot said.
The owl said, 'WHOO? WHOOO?"
And the parrot said,"Not you, you big-eyed bitch!"


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Johnno