Kids Stuff.

A man was doing a study of children's senses in a first-grade class using a bowl of Lifesavers.
He gave the children all the same kind of Lifesaver and asked them, "What is the flavor, and what color is it?
The children began to say, "Red. Cherry, Yellow. lemon, Lime. green, Orange. orange."
Finally he gave them all honey Lifesavers. The children sucked on them for a while, but couldn't decipher the taste.
"Well," he said, "I'll give you a clue. It's what your mother would call your father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spat hers out, and yelled:
"Everybody spit it out, they're assholes!"

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