Dooden Car

What happened to the wooden car?
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Wooden go.

I built a wooden horse...
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wooden sh-t!

umm. . . .I built a wooden boat . . .

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. . . . . wooden float !! !!


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Dear Lord,
May my Woodworking someday aspire
to be as good as my Darts,
and vice-versa. . . .

Rex

I thought about getting a wooden wife, but the marriage would be a failure, ................................wouldn't it?

I had a wooden wife,
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but the splinters were murder!!

I had a wooden wifey. . . .

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but she wooden go down. . . .

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to the shops when I asked her to. . . would she.

[This message has been edited by PenRex (edited 04 May 2000).]

Or a variation on Alexes theme.

If I had a wooden wife it would be hard,

wooden tit!

Rod

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