Oz Words

The following were results for an Ozwords competition where entrants were
asked to take an Australian word, alter it by only one letter, and supply a
new and witty definition. You clearly need to be an Aussie to understand!

billabonk: to make passionate love beside a waterhole.

bludgie: a partner who doesn't work but is kept as a pet.

dodgeridoo: a fake indigenous artefact.

fair drinkum: good quality Aussie wine.

flatypus: a cat which has been run over by a vehicle.

mate&&&&: all your flatmate's belongings lying strewn around the floor.

shagman: an unemployed male roaming the Australian bush in search of sexual
activity.

yabble: the unintelligible language of Australian freshwater crustaceans.

bushwanker: a pretentious drongo who reckons he's above average when it
comes to handling himself in the scrub.

crackie daks: 'hipster' tracksuit pants.

shornbag: a particularly attractive naked sheep.

technicolour lawn: the front yard after a rave party.