some random musings

1) If we are all decended from Mitochondrail Eve do we all not have the same mum making the argument about race and colour mute ?

2) If we are all decended from Universal Adam are we not all supposed to have the same God and similar penis sizes ?

3) Since we've proven there are other planets orbiting other suns can we not juxtapose there are other peoples/lifeforms on these planets (In an infinite universe....)

4) should not our persons in item 3 above have similar but opposing views to us on the topics of the creator

5) if slug guns were legal would we not as a society execute all Indian Myna birds in Australia ?

6) Is the use of thalidamide for cancer treatment ethical in the face of the no armed children of the 60's ?

7) Are Allah, Yahwe, God, Buddha, Thor, Vishnu, Jupiter etc all sitting around somewhere laughing at us and saying to eachother "I'll bet one of my such and suches can out something one of your so and so's ?"

8. Why are we not in the year 2011 given that JC was born Approx September 5BC:confused: :confused: :confused:
(I know, given dividble x4 years for leap years etc but thought I would toss it in the ring anyway)

Geez Zed, that's a bit deep for a Thursday morning. :eek:

I think I need the assistance of a bottle of red to truely do those weighty questions justice. :D

For the sleep depraved primate whose mind has gone a'wandering

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Originally Posted by Zed

1) If we are all decended from Mitochondrail Eve do we all not have the same mum making the argument about race and colour mute ?-And it's not an issue is it?

2) If we are all decended from Universal Adam are we not all supposed to have the same God and similar penis sizes ?-whom gives a monkeys' todg

3) Since we've proven there are other planets orbiting other suns can we not juxtapose there are other peoples/lifeforms on these planets (In an infinite universe....)It's a given ain't it?

4) should not our persons in item 3 above have similar but opposing views to us on the topics of the creator-Think we've proven opposing views don't need incubation distances of lights years

5) if slug guns were legal would we not as a society execute all Indian Myna birds in Australia ?-They're what!........ quick kids hide those damn air rifles now!

6) Is the use of thalidamide for cancer treatment ethical in the face of the no armed children of the 60's ?-yes, it saves lives

7) Are Allah, Yahwe, God, Buddha, Thor, Vishnu, Jupiter etc all sitting around somewhere laughing at us and saying to eachother "I'll bet one of my such and suches can out something one of your so and so's ?"-:D yep We do and it's soooo much fun:)

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Amazing what you think of in the branches of a tree?

9- Can a person with no ears wear glasses:confused:

10- Do Jewish vampires avoid crosses or Stars of David:confused:

11 -Why is it that when adults have multiple personalities it's schizophrenia, but when a child has imaginary friends it's cute:confused:

12 -If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons:confused:

13- If heat rises, then shouldn't hell be cold:confused:

14-Dose a lightning rod on top of church show a lack of faith:confused:




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I'd be happy if someone would explain why every picture of Adam and Eve has a navel.

You're giving me a headache. Get back to work

Cor, give him a batch of bad bananas and look what happens :rolleyes:

Richard

If Zeds musings are not funny can they still be called a musing????

Must be the lack of sleep with the new Zedling.

Al :p

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Originally Posted by Iain

If Zeds musings are not funny can they still be called a musing????

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Is a musing supposed to be the opposite of Amusing?