Foreman Gets Grilled

FOREMAN GETS GRILLED - 10/01/05

Former heavyweight boxer George Foreman, who has reached popularity again with his range of cooking appliances, was held by security for 4 hours at the Miami International Airport today.

Security would not allow Foreman, who had been doing promotion in Japan, back into the country as he could not provide the fingerprints required by federal law for entry. An accident over 15 years ago while using drain cleaner resulted in chemical burns to both his hands, and the loss of most of his fingerprints.

A spokesperson for the MIA, Terry Noble, said "It has been an unfortunate misunderstanding and the airport sincerely apologises to Mr Foreman." He also stated that a review of the procedures at the airport had been launched to prevent the situation arising again.

Next time they will just require the usual stool sample then?

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Originally Posted by bennylaird

Next time they will just require the usual stool sample then?

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All they have to do is ask...

Triple J listener Stinky?

Terry & whatis face, Ross Noble, now where are those pants again?;) Looking to win the prize Stinky?:p

She's a bit of all right, that Terri Psiakis or however you spell it :D

Dunno 'bout Terri, but Ross has great head for Radio.

http://www.rossandterri.com/

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Originally Posted by silentC

She's a bit of all right, that Terri Psiakis or however you spell it :D

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What an unfortunate name.....Hi Im Piskiss..

Al :D

In the paper yesterday, it reported a QANTAS chairman was suspected of being a terrorist in the US because her briefcase contained detailed plans of new planes.

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Originally Posted by ozwinner

What an unfortunate name.....Hi Im Piskiss..

Al :D

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Allan Piskiss, crikey that takes all the mystique away, betcha had it taken right outa ya at school:p .

When my missus (to be at the time) and her bridesmaids were sorting out the name cards for the reception, one of the girls picked one up and started laughing.
Missus to be: "What are you laughing about?"
Bridesmaid: "This card. What an unfortunate surname."
Missus to be: "That's going to be my surname next week."

True story :o

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Originally Posted by silentC

When my missus (to be at the time) and her bridesmaids were sorting out the name cards for the reception, one of the girls picked one up and started laughing.
Missus to be: "What are you laughing about?"
Bridesmaid: "This card. What an unfortunate surname."
Missus to be: "That's going to be my surname next week."

True story :o

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umm...so what's the surname silent???

shhh! it's a secret....