3 Hillbillies

Three Hillbillies are shootin' the breeze.

1st Hillbilly: "My wife sure is stupid!...
She bought an air conditioner.."

2nd Hillbilly: "Why is that stupid?"
1st Hillbilly: "We ain't got no 'lectricity!"

2nd Hillbilly: "That's nothin'! My wife is so
stupid, she bought one of them
new fangled warshin' machines!"

1st Hillbilly: "why is that so stupid?"

2nd Hillbilly: "cause we ain't got no plummin'!"

3rd Hillbilly: "that ain't nuthin'! My wife is
dumber than both yer wifes put together!
I was going through her purse the other
day lookin' fer some change,
and I found 6 condoms in thar."

st and 2nd Hillbillies:
"well what's so dumb about that?"

3rd Hillbilly: "She ain't got no pecker.