New Roof.

The local Church was in need of a new roof.
To help the funding of the replacement,
the Minister advised the congregation,
that whoever donated the most money, could choose three Hymns.
As the collection plate was passed around, more Hymns were sung,
eventually the Minister received the plate,
going through the collections, was astounded
that in an envelope, someone had put in $500.
He asked the congregation "Would the kind person who put in the $500,
come forward and choose the three Hymns.
Up gets this little 80 year old lady and toddles off to the Pulpit,
she looks over the congregation, and says,
pointing to several young men "I'll pick him and him and him"