Dingo In Africa

An Australian takes his pet dingo with him on a safari to Africa. One day the dingo gets lost and while wandering about he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the obvious intention of having lunch.

The dingo says to himself "Geez, I'm in strife now!" But, noticing some bones on the ground nearby, he quickly sits down with his back to the leopard and begins to chew on a bone, exclaiming loudly, "Crikey, that was one delicious leopard, I wonder if there are any more around here."

Hearing this, the leopard slinks away thinking "That was close, that dingo nearly had me."

Meanwhile, a monkey who has been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree figures he can use his knowledge to barter some protection from the leopard. So he catches up with the leopard and spills the beans and strikes a deal with the leopard who is furious at being made a fool of.

"Here, monkey," says the leopard,"Hop on my back and I'll show you what's going to happen to that conniving Aussie dog."

Seeing them coming and quickly thinking, "Struth, what am I going to do now?" The dingo again sits down with his back to the attackers.

Just when they are close enougk to hear, he says, "Now where's that damn monkey? I sent him off half an hour ago to bring me another leopard!"