I'll have a quickie please.
Two old mates Geoff and Kryn were on the turps at the local pub and decided to order a feed. After perusing the menu Geoff said to the barmaid "I'll have a quickie please" Surprised the young lady said "You'll have what?" "I said I want a quickie" slurred Geoff. As she was about to call the bouncer over to chuck the drunken rude mongrel out, Kryn leaned over and quietly said "He means he'll have the Quiche, he's from NZ you know".
"Oh" said the girl, "that's better and what will you have sir?" " I think I'll go with the Classic Aussie pizza" says Kryn "Very good, and would you like that sliced into six or eight pieces sir?" "Better make it six" says Kryn "I couldn't eat eight"
