Tailored to fit the occasion.
Q. What do you get if you cross the Aussie cricket team with an OXO cube?
A. A laughing stock.
Q. What's the height of optimism?
A. Aussie batsman putting on sunscreen.
Q. What's the difference between an Aussie batsman and a Formula 1 car?
A. Nothing! If you blink you'll miss them both.
Q. What do Aussie batsmen and drug addicts have in common?
A. Both spend most of their time wondering where their next score will come from.
Q. What does an Aussie batsman who is playing in the test have in common with Michael Jackson?
A. They both wore gloves for no apparent reason.
Q. What is the difference between Cinderella and the Aussies
A. Cinderella knew when to leave the ball.
Q. What's the difference between the Aussies and a funeral director?
A. A funeral director isn't going to lose the ashes.
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Mitchell Marsh's wife rang the cricket ground looking for him.
Bloke says, "He's just gone in to bat".
She says, "That's ok, I'll wait, he won't be long".
