Love of my life missing?

> Husband:
> My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home...

> Sergeant at Police Station:
> What is her height?

> Husband:
> Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.

> Sergeant:
> Weight?

> Husband:
> Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.

> Sergeant:
> Color of eyes?

> Husband:
> Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed.

> Sergeant:
> Color of hair?

> Husband:
> Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I can’t remember.

> Sergeant:
> What was she wearing?

> Husband:
> Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don't know exactly.

> Sergeant:
> What kind of car did she go in?

> Husband:
> She went in my truck.

> Sergeant:
> What kind of truck was it?

> Husband:
> A 2015 Ford F150 King Ranch 4X4 with eco-boost 5.0L V8 engine
> special ordered with manual transmission and climate controlled air
> conditioning. It has a custom matching white cover for the bed, which
> has a matching aftermarket bed liner. Custom leather 6-way seats and
> "Bubba" floor mats. Trail-ring package with gold hitch and special
> wiring hook-ups. DVD with full GPS navigation, satellite radio
> receiver, 23-channel CB radio, six cup holders, a USB port, and four
> power outlets. I added special alloy wheels and off-road Michelins.
> It has custom running boards and indirect wheel well lighting.

> At this point the husband started choking up. . .

> Sergeant:

> Don't worry buddy. We'll find your truck.