Old Age Home

During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, "How do you determine whether or not
an older person should be put in an old age home?"

"Well," he said, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and
a bucket to the person to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket because
it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No" he said. "A normal person would pull the plug.
Do you want a bed near the window?"

I have to admit that my first thought was a bucket but where to put the water. Then I was thinking why not just pull the stopper out of the drain.