Birthday Cake

The mother was having difficulty gulping down the birthday cake her 9 year old
son had made for her as a surprise.

When she was finished, he happily exclaimed, "I'm so glad you like it, Mommy.
There should have been 32 candles on the cake, but they were all gone
when I took it out of the oven."

My brother was about the same age, when he made us a coffee, cold water, 1 heaped spoon of coffee, 2 spoons of salt (thinking it was sugar) and milk, then proceeded to watch us "drink it" then asked is it good!!!