Weakly jokes

Just had my water bill of $175 drop on my mat. That's a lot, Oxfam can supply a whole African village for just $2 a month: time to change supplier I think.

A woman standing nude in front of a mirror says to her husband: 'I look horrible, I feel fat and ugly, pay me a compliment.'He replies, 'Your eyesight is perfect.'


A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt. Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Roche...


After years of research, scientists have discovered what makes women happy. Nothing.

After a night of drink, drugs and wild sex, Jim woke up to find himself next to a really ugly woman. That's when he realised he had made it home safely.

Paddy says to Mick, “Christmas is on Friday this year”. Mick said, "Let's hope it's not the 13th then."

Weak is right

I know, just can't help myself.

If he puts the jokes on here fortnightly
does that make them "too weak".