Remarried!!!

WIFE:
What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?


HUSBAND:
Definitely not!


WIFE:
Why not - don't you like being married?


HUSBAND:
Of course I do.


WIFE:
Then why wouldn't you remarry?


HUSBAND:
Okay, I'd get married again.


WIFE:
You would? (With a hurtful look on her face).


HUSBAND:
(Makes audible groan).


WIFE:
Would you live in our house?


HUSBAND:
Sure, it's a great house.


WIFE:
Would you sleep with her in our bed?


HUSBAND:
Where else would we sleep?


WIFE:
Would you let her drive my car?


HUSBAND:
Probably, it is almost new.


WIFE:
Would you replace my pictures with hers?


HUSBAND:
That would seem like the proper thing to do.


WIFE:
Would she use my golf clubs?


HUSBAND:
No, she's left-handed.




WIFE:


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HUSBAND:


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As funny as this sounds I met a bloke who has been married to the same woman five times in 30 yrs

My second wife, had an uncle that married and divorced the same woman 7 times, they couldn't live with each other, but couldn't live without each other either!!!
To me, marrying someone once is bad enough!!!!!
Kryn

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Originally Posted by KBs PensNmore

My second wife, had an uncle that married and divorced the same woman 7 times, they couldn't live with each other, but couldn't live without each other either!!!

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married but living separately would seem to be the solution for these two

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Originally Posted by KBs PensNmore

To me, marrying someone once is bad enough!!!!!

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and I thought it was the triumph of hope over experience

I'm a slow learner (VERRRRRY SLOW)

Bigamy is having one wife too many.

Some would say that monogamy is the same thing.

Q: what's the penalty for bigamy?

A: two mothers in law

How the word Bigamist came about is, WHY a man would want 2 wives is a Bigamistery to me.