Psychiatrist vs. Barman

This has been around the traps before ,but it's good advice.....




Ever since I was a child, I've always had a fear of someone under my bed at night.

So I went to a shrink and told him, "I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared and I think I'm going crazy.”

"Just put yourself in my hands for one year", said the shrink. "Come in and talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears”.

How much do you charge?"
“One Hundred and Eighty dollars per visit", replied the doctor.
"I'll sleep on it", I said.
Six months later the doctor met me on the street. "Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?", he asked.
"Well, one hundred and eighty bucks a visit, three times a week for a year is $28,080.00.
A barman cured me for $10.00. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new Ute."
"Is that so?" With a bit of an attitude, he said, "and how, may I ask, did a barman cure you?"

"He told me to cut the legs off the bed. There's nobody under there now!"




FORGET THE SHRINKS, HAVE A DRINK AND TALK TO A BARMAN! ITS ALWAYS BETTER TO GET A SECOND OPINION!