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21st November 2016, 05:01 PM
Carry Pine

from Readers Digest

I was sitting in the waiting room today and read this one:

Boy comes home from school,
'Dad, I'm in the play at school'
Dad: 'What part are you playing?
Boy: 'I'm playing the part of a man who has been married for 30 years.'
Dad: "Better luck next time. You might be lucky and get a speaking part!'

CP

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