Can you trust farmers?

"An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the
responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they could
produce beautiful children beyond comparison.

With that as his mission he began searching for the
perfect woman.

Shortly thereafter he met a farmer who had three
stunning, gorgeous daughters that positively took his
breath away. So he explained his mission to the farmer,
asking for permission to marry one of them.

The farmer simply replied, "They're lookin' to get
married, so you came to the right place. Look 'em over
and pick the one you want."

The man dated the first daughter. The next day the
farmer asked for the man's opinion.

"Well," said the man, "she's just a weeeeee bit, not
that you can really notice...pigeon-toed."

The farmer nodded and suggested the man date one of
the other girls; so the man went out with the second daughter.

The next day, ! the farmer again asked how things
went.

"Well," the man replied, "she's just a weeeee bit,
not that you can really tell...cross-eyed."

The farmer nodded and suggested he date the third
girl to see if things might be better. So he did.

The next morning the man rushed in exclaiming, "She's
perfect, just perfect.
She's the one I want to marry."

So they were wed right away. Months later the baby
was born. When the man visited the nursery he was
horrified: the baby was the ugliest, most
pathetic human you can imagine. He rushed to his
father-in-law asking how such a thing could happen
considering the beauty of the parents.

"Well," explained the farmer, "She was just a weeeee
bit, not that you could really tell...pregnant when you met her."