Regular or Premium?

When the family car developed a slight knock, the husband asked his
wife if she had bought regular or premium gas, but she couldn't remember.

"You probably got the cheaper gas," he said. "That could account for
the engine running so rough."

"No, the gas wasn't cheaper!" she replied indignantly.

"Well, how much did it cost?" asked the husband.

"It cost the same as always," said the wife. "I bought the usual
thirty dollars worth."

Another blonde driver (lol).

Allan

Have to admit it was a man that came into my service station many years ago needing oil for his old heap. "Thirty weight or forty weight?"

He picked up a can of one in his left hand, the other in his right. After hefting them a few times he said, "I don't know, they feel the same to me."

Hu