Forced Landing

A flight instructor was sent out to help a trainee who had radioed
that he was about to make a forced landing a few miles from the base.
The instructor spotted the plane standing in a field small enough to
present a real challenge to his professional reputation.

With determination, full flaps and engine just above the stall, he
maneuvered into the field. Climbing out, he shouted angrily to the
trainee, "Just how did you manage to get into such a small field?"

"I landed in the big field over there," the trainee pointed, "but in
order to leave room for you, I had the farmer tow me here."

----------- Today's saying or thought -------------------------

Flatulence: An emergency vehicle that picks you up after you've
been run over by a steamroller.