Don't fool with an Old Geezer

An old geezer became very bored in retirement and decided to open a medical clinic.

He put a sign up outside that said: "Dr.Geezer's clinic. Get your treatment for $500, if not
cured, get back $1,000."



Doctor "Young," who was positive that this old geezer

didn't know beans about medicine, thought this would
be a great opportunity to get $1,000.

So he went to Dr. Geezer's clinic.



Dr. Young: "Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my
mouth. Can you please help me ??"



Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth."



Dr. Young: Aaagh !! -- "This is Gasoline!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500."



Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money.

Dr. Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."



Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."

Dr. Young: "Oh, no you don't, -- that is Gasoline!"



Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back.
That will be $500."



Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.



Dr. Young: "My eyesight has become weak ---I can hardly see anything!!!!



Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so, "

Here's your $1000 back." (giving him a $10 bill)



Dr. Young: "But this is only $10!



Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations!
You got your vision back! ; That will be $500."



Moral of story -- Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you can outsmart an "old Geezer"*



Remember: Don't make old people mad. We don't like being old in the first place, so it doesn't take much to p*** us off.