Gas bill - no joke - a true story !

Gas Bill … hilariously incredible … Gas bill - no joke - a true story !! A man living in Kandos (near Mudgee in NSW, Australia) received a bill for his as yet unused gas line stating that he owed $0.00 ….. That’s right .... $0.00, he ignored it and threw it away. In April he received another bill …….and threw that one away too. The following month the gas company sent him a very nasty note stating that they were going to cancel his gas line if he didn't send them $0.00 by return mail. He called them, talked to them, and they said it was a computer error and they would take care of it. The following month he decided that it was about time that he tried out the troublesome gas line ….. figuring that if there was usage on the account it would put an end to this ridiculous predicament, however, when he went to use the gas, it had been cut off. He called the gas company who apologised for the computer error once again and said that they would take care of it. The two day later he got a bill for $0.00 stating that payment was now overdue. assuming that having spoken to them the previous day, the latest bill was yet another mistake, he ignored it, trusting that the company would be as good as their word and sort the problem out. The next month he got a bill for $0.00, this bill also stated that he had 10 days to pay his account or the company would have to take steps to recover the debt of $0.00. finally, giving in, he thought he would beat the gas company at their own game and mailed them a cheque for $0.00. The computer duly processed his Account and returned a statement to the effect that he now owed the gas company nothing at all. A week later, the manager of the Mudgee branch of the Westpac Banking Corporation called our hapless friend and asked him what he was doing writing cheque for $0.00. after a lengthy explanation the bank manager replied that the $0.00 cheque had caused their cheque processing software to fail. The bank could therefore not process ANY cheques they had received from ANY of their customers that day because the cheque for $0.00 had caused the computer to crash. The following month the man received a letter from the gas company claiming that his cheque had bounced and that he now owed them $0.00, and unless he sent a cheque by return mail for the outstanding debt, then they would take immediate steps to recover the debt. At this point, the man decided to file a debt harassment claim against the gas company. It took him nearly two hours to convince the clerks at the local courthouse that he was not joking. They subsequently helped him in the drafting of statements which were considered substantive evidence of the aggravation and difficulties he had been forced to endure during this debacle. The matter was heard in the Magistrate's Court in Mudgee and the outcome was this: The gas company was ordered to: [1] Immediately rectify their computerised accounts system or show cause, within 10 days, why the matter should not be referred to a higher court for consideration under Company Law. [2] Pay the bank dishonour fees incurred by the man. [3] Pay the bank dishonour fees incurred by all the Westpac Clients whose cheques had been bounced on the day our friend's had been processed. [4] Pay the claimant's court costs. [5] Pay the claimant a total of $1500 per month for the 5 month period from March to July inclusive as Compensation for the aggravation they had caused their client to suffer. And all this over $0.00 !!!!!!!!!!!!! Who employs these idiots? And some have offspring !!! This story can also be viewed on the ABC website.

Hi,
This type of story did the rounds last century in the late 60s early 70s when computers first started getting involved and we thought it was a joke, but now in the 21st century and computers have taken over, we can all tell true stories just as stupid. One has to just remember computers do not know every thing, they only think they do, just like dumb people.
Regards

http://www.snopes.com/business/bank/zero.asp

When you paid yu credit card in the 80's and you went into the bank to ask the balance at that point they couldn't tell you.
My father therefore overpaid his Credit card by 2 cents.
For 18 months they sent him a statement each month saying he was in credit for 2c.
At that point they added an entry to his account and took the 2 cents off him, so he had a zero balance and would no longer send him statements (costing them 10c each time).

He went absolutely APE on them, how dare they steal his money for no reason, put it back etc etc.
It was their fault they could not tell him the balance and not his fault they had to pay all that postage $1.80.

They gave it back and continued the statements. He kept that account in exactly that state until bankcard finally wound up (years and years)

At least 25 years ago my employer changed the brokerage that managed the employee's retirement accounts. Mine was moved to the new brokerage. After the move a small dividend was added to the account. ($4)

Every quarter I still get a statement with a $4 credit. Several times I've told the brokerage to send me a check. Each time I'm told "You need to have your signature notarized on this form." (It's a brokerage rule.) At about $20 for the notary fee, I think not. I'll just let the idiots keep sending me the statement every quarter. (Federal law says even with no account activity a quarterly statement is required.)

This goes along the lines of "You can't fix stupid."