Jeepers creepers

A young boy was walking near his home when a vehicle slowly pulled up
beside him. The driver asked him to get in the car with him.

The lad was not at all agreeable and walked on. The driver then told him
he would give him a bag of lollies and $5 to get in. Again the boy refused.

The driver then upped the stakes and said, "I will give you $20 and a brand
new football if you come with me". Once again the boy would not get in.

The driver then said, "I will give you $100 and a brand new bicycle - just
get in the car".

The boy replied, "Dad, you are the one who bought a Jeep - get over it".

Allan