Car Repairs

My wife asked me to help one of our neighbors, a young mother whose
sailor husband was at sea. Her car had to have a freeze plug
replaced; a job that took two days.

Then I discovered the battery was dead and the starter was shot, so I
fixed those too. Days later I proudly handed the woman her keys
saying. "Now your car is good for many more miles."

"Thanks," she said. "All I care is that it runs long enough to make
it to the dealer. I'm trading it in tomorrow."

----------- Today's saying or thought -------------------------

My wife and I always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

B***dy typical, women don't tell the full story.