Getting the bus

A mate and I were about to leave the city the other night
when we discovered we did not have a fare between us.

My mate said, "We could steal a bus from the depot nearby".

We decided on that - he went into the premises whilst I kept
a look-out.

After a while I called out, "Have you found one yet"?

He replied, "I can't a number 91 bus which would go near our place".

I answered, "Don't be so stupid, just grab a number 36 and we can
walk from the roundabout down the road".

Strange isn't it - some people just don't think straight !

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Especially on the way home at night.