Hungry.

A hungry young chap went into a rather seedy eatery in Glasgow & there at the counter was Jock looking into a bowl food.
10 mins. pass & Jock still hadn't touched the food.
Youngun' asks Jock if he could have it if he wasn't going to eat it.
Jock says, help ya self, as the youngun starts spoonin the Chilli into him, & almost to the bottom, he come across a dead mouse, at which he perks the lot back into the bowl, looks at Jock with dismay, & Jock says " aye Laddie, that's as far as I got to ".