Grandpa's woes

A young lad went to visit his Grandfather in the nursing home and asked him
what was the most frightening experience he had ever had.

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The Grandfather replied, "I was holidaying in Kakadu, out on the water
in a narrow canoe, when suddenly a monster crocodile leaped at me".

The Grandfather, in a bid to impress the lad, became rather animated
and jumped up quickly saying, "I grabbed my trusty shotgun, gave an
almighty ROARRRR and shot him dead".

"Unfortunately I soiled my new trousers that your Grandma gave me".

The lad said, "Grandpa, under those circumstances I think anyone
would have done the same".

Grandpa replied, "No, not then, it was just then, when I just jumped up quickly
and gave that almighty ROARRRR".


Allan

That stinks
:wink:

I can't smell it, but then again I can't smell anything.
The Old Bloke up top said I didn't need one.

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